The Poison Pen Collection
"Great Gifts and Souvenirs to Remember Your Stay at Castle Arcana"
|Professor Crumpton's Levitating Paper
Prof. Crumpton's levitating paper, (patent rejected three times; still pending approval). Helps keep your desk clean. Great for personal letters, business communications, and paper airplanes.
Warning: Actual levitation height will vary depending upon your municipality. Prof. Crumpton is not liable for lost paperwork due to improper levitation expectations or use.
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